Oh wait, I don’t twitter.
Tweet, I mean. I don’t “tweet”.
Yet for some reason I have a shit load of followers. like over 20. (I’m fully aware that 20 is a shockingly low number of followers…HOWEVER when you have exactly one tweet that was posted months ago…over 20 is a lot).
My friend signed me up so I could follow her…because I *know* how to use Twitter. Then she posted a tweet for me. My tweet is as follows:
“the suspect became combative, so I tazed him”
That’s it.
I do not have anything else on there. I have never had the desire to “tweet” anything. I have Facebook. That’s about all I can handle.
But for some reason, unbeknown to me, people still try and “follow” me.
Does it really count as “following” if I never go anywhere?
Tweet, I mean. I don’t “tweet”.
Yet for some reason I have a shit load of followers. like over 20. (I’m fully aware that 20 is a shockingly low number of followers…HOWEVER when you have exactly one tweet that was posted months ago…over 20 is a lot).
My friend signed me up so I could follow her…because I *know* how to use Twitter. Then she posted a tweet for me. My tweet is as follows:
“the suspect became combative, so I tazed him”
That’s it.
I do not have anything else on there. I have never had the desire to “tweet” anything. I have Facebook. That’s about all I can handle.
But for some reason, unbeknown to me, people still try and “follow” me.
Does it really count as “following” if I never go anywhere?
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